Billiards

if anyone can tell us what this means, we will send you a stinky chicken doll

Comments

  • Martin Smith (08/03/2009)
    Boomerang, baby!
  • simonlangfordely (09/03/2009)
    Well, we all know piss is yellow and that the 2 ball, being blue, would appear green in a pint of piss. I believe this to be a subliminal homage to Dr Seuss who turned 50 the other day. Not "green eggs and ham" rather "green piss and balls."
  • freelens (09/03/2009)
    Yes, beautiful background music, brings the faces of protagonists closer to audience and one step further from all the films that have no background music.
  • Martin Smith (10/03/2009)
    Doctor Seuss died in 1991. If he were alive today he would be about 105.
  • freelens (23/03/2009)
    Where're Franko and Shlondak?
  • Herman (26/03/2009)
    Tie me to the wall, You dried up, middle-aged bondage whore. Shackle my wrists, Spread my legs, And kick me in the nuts. Take a step back, Shiny boots, Your ass caved in, Your mouth, An evil Fucking Junkies' Grin Now kick me again...
  • Martin Smith (09/04/2009)
    What happened after 59? Helloooo! Is there anybody there? Helllloooo! I don't think there's anybody there. You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you ask "Who is that man?"
  • Franko (15/04/2009)
    I didn't know billiard balls could urinate. Is that why the local public baths are always golden and everyone there abouts appearing to have been immersed in the wonders of the tannery? Pool balls... are more colourful than poodles. I'm pretty certain they can't urinate, it must be a misinterpretation of Archimedes and his experiments in beer displacement. That just leaves the yellow public pool... My swim coach once stated on seeing a squad member imitate a whale, "90% sweat, 5% urine, 5% snot."